Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Melissa, Happy Birthday to You...And many more on channel four and scooby doo on channel two, and jay and jen on channel ten and your boyfriend kevin on channel seven...etc. etc. etc. (imagine some really bad and loud singing). We are also going to have chocolate cookies with sprinkles in celebration of your big day. Me and the kids put together the top "22" reasons we love melissa.
1. You are incredibly beautiful inside and out
2. You make the best orange julius's
3. You play the best tricks (like animals circling my room in the middle of the night)
4. Taught me to eat the fat instead of the meat
5. Taught us all meat is "chicken" and that chicken is frequently "zebra"
6. Our secret hand code (matthew)
7. Is a great example to us of the perfect person to grow up to be
8. Great cookie maker
9. Doesn't make us clean the house all the time...like mom!
10. "We wish you still lived with us...please, please, please come back home...can't Lance learn to be a dentist here!"
11. Makes fun of my secret crushes (You'll never guess who it is now)
12. Helped us with math...she's a genius in math
13. Helped us with our homework
14. Always makes us feel good about ourselves
15. Does our hair really good (mom can't crimp like you can)
16. One of the best daughters I could imagine having in all the history of time
17. Always called me momma
18. Best sensed of humor...always makes us laugh...has the prettiest laugh that makes you want to laugh along
19. Best sister ever
20. No I said best sister ever
21. No I said best sister ever
22. No it's from me best sister ever...
Imagine a brawl breaking out regarding who can tell you your the best sister ever. You know it is true...you remember being here. We do hope you have an amazing birthday. Everyone here loves you very much and is filled with intense missing you and wishing we could be with you to see you blow out your candles. We wish you that the next 22 years will be even more amazing than the last. Your family.
2 comments:
Well it is REALLY easy to get Emily to tell you her secret crush. You say, "does his name start with an A? a B?..."continue down the whole alphabet until she giggles. Once you know the first letter, she pretty much gives it up. Thanks guys that was really nice!
That was sweet! What is the eating the fat?!?!
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